The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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