I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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