i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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