I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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