North Korea, Best Korea!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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