He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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