Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
This is not my ceiling
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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