Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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