I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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