This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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