i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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