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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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