I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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