If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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