fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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