You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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