He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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