I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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