After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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