it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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