i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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