Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Terrible idea I love it
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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