nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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