if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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