I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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