It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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