what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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