You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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