so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
