butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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