I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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