Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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