How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Be still, my beating vagina.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night