they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning