susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.