I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.