Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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