There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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