i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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