i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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