I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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