Do vagina's smell?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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