before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I need a burrito and a hug.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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