so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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