Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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