I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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