Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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