oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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