There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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