he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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