At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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