Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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