But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
