This girl is more easily done than said...
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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