That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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