I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
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nutella sex= disaster
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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