Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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