Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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