i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah