these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.