he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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