brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.