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(203): View more from Connecticut

these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?

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(760): View more from California

Man, ugly runs in her family

(619): View more from California

yeah, big time

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(561): View more from Florida

His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.

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(713): View more from Texas

do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?

(501): View more from Arkansas

Go back and try to find another to go home with.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again

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(631): View more from New York

I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?

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Tequila.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.

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