Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake