I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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