Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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