I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I cut my penus on the lid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Randomize