well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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