why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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